craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

missmonomi:

#swiggity swaggy i am the baggie

sabrinagrimm:

they fucking had sex don’t even try to fuck with me on this one they fucking did the mattress dance ok he danganed her fucking ronpas b ro she took him to her curtain gallery he shwed he r his lincoln log

naeggi:

i’m lau ghing i found this in my dangan rips folder and. it looks like someone sending anon hate and running away idk why it just does

frillypinkdreams:

Omg, this is so freaking cute ;v;

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

what if you went to buy something that was like three million dollars

you reach into your pocket

suddenly your hand and legs detach from your body and go flying as your pockets explode from the pressure inside

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

tastefullyoffensive:

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