e welcome to satan's butthole


piezeth:

there are only two ways this situation can end

one day months from now i’ll either be saying

"remember when i thought i had scabies"

or

"remember when i actually literally had fucking mange"

dullaidan:

pull the trigger piglet

dullaidan:

gotta put down my girlfriend. shes got the scabies. tearful day over here on the ranch

time to put the poor beast out of its misery
she had a good run
but it’s just her time

dullaidan:

contravention:

piezeth:

JESUS CHRIST MY BOYFRIEND IS GONNA PUT ME DOWN

it has to be done

ill get the gun

piezeth:

JESUS CHRIST MY BOYFRIEND IS GONNA PUT ME DOWN

it has to be done

piezeth:

maybe it’s…

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the scabies…..

no contra. phib’s my dog. i’ll do it….

be strong my friend.

just remember

she’s not your filibuster anymore

there’s no coming back

scabies is mange. the deed is done…….

we’re going to have to put her down

piezeth:

my superhero power:

if i give you a hug you might develop chronic itching within a few days

piezeth:

my superhero name:

the human mange